What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:34
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
No go.
What are some cool confidence hacks?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
—
So, the docs changed it to read