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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Scientists Say Humans Now Are "Pansies" Compared To Prehistoric Yellowstone People - Cowboy State Daily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Review: Genki Attack Vector - A Modular Switch 2 Case Which Opts For Comfort Over Protection - Nintendo Life

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

No go.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read