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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

No way

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Warner Bros. Discovery bonds see big selloff as ratings are cut to junk. Should stock investors be worried? - MarketWatch

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Kroger faces massive worker walkout, closed stores - TheStreet

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Shedeur Sanders Near-Perfect During Browns Drills on Wednesday - Sports Illustrated

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Where is best free porn?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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